yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
i don’t know why lesbian and pirate sound so right together but they emphatically do
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash
my entire experience in high school
when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
when u make a mistake